YOU:UNICORN
STRANGER:LOVES TO
YOU:SHOOT HORNS
YOUR CONVERSATIONAL PARTNER HAS DISCONNECTED
ME:HEYYY, DON'T TAKE THAT LOAF OF BREAD *starts to tickle her*
BABY:KO.......bu yao...(bro...dont...)
ME:PUT THAT AWAY RIGHT NOW D:<
BABY:Bu yao gu chi...(don't tickle)
ME:GEI WO(gimme)
BABY:Jou kai ah ko(go away, bro)
ME:Ni jou kai la(u go away la)
BABY:jou kaiiii.....(go away....)
Why......? why.......... it hurts you know..
This baby ya... not yet 2 years old also can talk already
